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The Royal & The Clueless - Episode 9
On the last episode of The Royal & The Clueless Kate prematurely auditioned potential protection officers without success . The front runner, Frank Farmer decided to ditch the security guard gig and go on tour instead. In a rare flash of insight Kate decided something must be done about her image. Upon the suggestion of her mother and a female co-worker who is attractive but not too attractive as to draw attention away from Kate, she poses for a photograph that if you scroll past all of the adorable children, will be put "discreetly" at the bottom of the main website page. As the photographer sets up, Kate is practicing her poses in front of the uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit.
Kate: Do you think I should smile or look serious?
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: Let's see. Show me what you've been working on so far.
Kate smiles. A strategically placed light catches her glossy hair.
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: I think you need to lose the light. Now serious but with an air of professionalism about you.
Kate looks serious as she sees the lawyer, manager and agent for the Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit.
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: I still don't think you understand. How about spontaneously showing teeth?
In slow motion Kate throws her head back and gives her best overpriced sonic electric toothbrush commercial smile
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: Too Farrah Fawcett posing for her famous swimsuit poster circa 1976.
Kate: (furrowing her brow while looking confused) Who is Farrah Fawcett?
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: *Sigh* Never mind. Now look as though you've been pleasantly interrupted at work by someone who just happens to be walking by with a camera.
Kate picks up the stapler and smiles, mouth open mid sentence as if she had just been in the process of demonstrating how a stapler works.
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: You still don't get it do you?
Kate stares blankly and pouts
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: No that just won't do. Now the scheming girlfriend of the heir to the throne.
Kate gives her best Cheshire grin
Uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit: Perfect!
Will Kate ever get the look right? Will the uncredited co-worker a few cubicles over who is now demanding credit, ever get credit? Tune in to the next episode of The Royal & The Clueless.
© Marilyn Braun 2008
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